Recovery from the Great Poop Flood of 2008 is almost complete. The Jackass Landlord snaked the line on Thursday, clearing the backup and restoring indoor plumbing to everyone in the house. The remaining problem? Jackass Landlord still hasn’t capped the check valve — which essentially means I still have an open sewer line in my… Read More post-poop.
Literally. Last night, while going through the weekly routine that accompanies trash night, I heard water running in the basement. Where no water is supposed to be running. It looked initially like the bowl from our toilet had sprung a leak — which meant everything we had been doing in the commode all evening was… Read More shit.
The Ohio State University Athletics Ticket Office says “Surprise!” We’re up a little higher, and instead of staring down at the corner of the north end zone, we should be staring down at the north goal line. I’m certainly pleased with the change, although I hope the university moved some of our football friends along… Read More moving day.
** Uncle Crappy, as part of Will’s weekly series of interviews with Pittsburgh’s social media creators (and that’s a title I never expected to have). If you want to know way more about Uncle Crappy than you do already, here’s your chance. Thanks to Will for including me in the series, which has been an… Read More revealed:
Things were looking good YinzTeam at 6:29 p.m. Wednesday — we were on the precipice of our first victory, which would have easily qualified as the greatest upset in the history of sports. And then our manager told the umpire we’d give the other team another five minutes to let all its players get to… Read More we won! but not really.
The improbable YinzTeam run through the playoffs starts tonight, after last week’s rain forced the delay of certain post-season glory for seven days. There are far too many inside jokes in this single photo of Father Spoon to explain, but the pic accomplishes one thing very well — it shows why the rest of the… Read More no rain.
