juan.

Juan is OK. Those of you who don’t know Juan are like: “Who?” Those of you who know Juan but don’t know what happened Saturday are like: “Well, duh.” Those of you who know Juan and know what happened Saturday are like: “Whew.” Here’s what happened Saturday: A fire roared through the building in Grandview… Read More juan.

bitter.

So. The Steelers and the Ravens play on Sunday for the AFC championship. You’ll forgive me if I’m less than thrilled. Bitter? Yep. Here’s why: It’s not just recent history, either. In reverse order: I remember the promise of a new coach in the early 1990s, a guy who had worked for Parcells and would… Read More bitter.

delicious.

When Uncle Crappy’s readers have a question, I try to respond. A search that has been bringing people here a lot recently: “Closest White Castle to Pittsburgh.” I’m not sure why Mr. Google thinks I’m an expert on White Castle — and all the associated steamy, luscious, oniony goodness — but I’ll let someone else… Read More delicious.