it must have been the roses.

After a thorough research session — meaning I looked up the names and the odds on the internet — I am proud to present to you the official House of Crappy Kentucky Derby Picks: Mrs. Crappy: Sidney’s Candy (Something about hockey, she said). Uncle Crappy: Paddy O’Prado (I’m just digging the name).

easy decision.

I have no advice as to what the Stillers should do with their douchebag quarterback. I’m not a Stillers fan; it’s not my place. But if this were to ever happen? I’d never be a Browns fan again.