27. done.

In terms of football, the last three weeks pretty much have been a dream. A win, on the road, against the Pennsylvanians. The final home game goes into overtime, and the win clinches an appearance in the Rose Bowl. And then a thumping in Ann Arbor that wraps up an outright conference championship. The stuff… Read More 27. done.

26. add it up.

We’re playing in different uniforms. Bad. The players like the new uniforms. Good. We’re playing in Ann Arbor. Bad. A bunch of Weasel fans will be selling their tickets. Good. Their quarterback guaranteed a win. Bad. Their TRUE FRESHMAN quarterback guaranteed a win. Good. Our offense still looks shaky at times. Bad. Their defense looks… Read More 26. add it up.

23. GQ says i’m a douche.

Earlier this season, GQ published a humor piece naming the 25 Douchiest Colleges in the United States. Hey, look — there’s Ohio State: 19. Ohio State Home of: The Excessive-School-Pride Douche Affectations: Dressing for class each morning as if you were the offensive-line coach; writing prison letters to Maurice Clarett. Overheard at Buckeye career-building workshop:… Read More 23. GQ says i’m a douche.