teh suck.

The NFL’s season is underway, and that means I’m once again immersed in far too many fantasy football leagues for a rational person to keep track of. Moreover, I’m already not doing so hot, in large part to an injury to one player in particular: In terms of pro football stuff, I’m not a homer,… Read More teh suck.

stoned?

Thank you for your concern and your wishes that I remain “healthy and upright.” I don’t have swine flu, or flu or any other kind. If you’re coming to our house for the Pizza-Off, be confident that I’m not going to send you home with anything other than leftover pizza. I have some kind of… Read More stoned?

eww.

I’m funky. And not so much in the Parliment-Funkadelic Tear the Roof Off The Sucker kind of way. More like in the “I need to stop and buy some extra deodorant because I might really need it by tomorrow” kind of way. Late Saturday, we discovered that the usually reliable water pressure in our house… Read More eww.